Top 10 WORST Chick Flicks

I absolutely love CHICK FLICKS even the lame ones, and the other alphas always laugh at me about it. But I have to admit, there are some chick flicks that just don't cut it like directors what the hell were you thinking? Movies such as A Walk to Remember, The Notebook, Mean Girls I could watch over and over again, but these 10 movies I would ADVISE you to stop 30 seconds into the movie to save you from the misery and lameness.

So here it goes, the top 10 WORST chick flicks

10. Lovewrecked

 Amanda Bynes is a great actress from What A Girl Wants, Amanda Bynes Show, and even Sydney White, but this movie although its on this list, it's still quite okay. Amanda Bynes get a job at a hotel and when she finds out her celebrity crush is there she tries her hardest to get noticed. When they get stranded on an island just 2 minutes away from the hotel, she is determined to win his heart and keep this secret but we all know that it doesn't stay a secret for long. It's kind of comedic and kind of cute, but there wasn't much going on except Amanda Bynes going from the hotel to the beach and a pleasant kiss at the end.

9. Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen

Lola, lies about her background to fit in at a new school and she has a passion for acting and singing. Following her passions and her love for the band "Sid Arthur" this movie was comical but at times you would just get confused. The craze with the band sid arthur just needed to be over, it was too over extended and too dramatic when they had a funeral for the band as they were breaking up. Here's a review of the movie

"This was the worst role of Lindsay Lohan. Her acting isn't that great but this made her looked more bad. And the story was stupid. I watched this right after the movie "Freaky Friday" so imagine how disappointed I am (on Lindsay Lohan). And look at her clothes. WHO WAS THE DESIGNER FOR THOSE UGLY OUTFITS? most unfashionable dresses I've ever seen in my life I tell you. Now I wouldn't say I was bored because surprisingly, I wasn't. But the first word that came out my mind after watching this was pointless. So yeah, ignore this if you can. You won't regret unless you're a big fan of Lindsay Lohan or Megan Fox"

8. Beauty and the Briefcase

This was quite a cute movie because Hilary Duff was very entertaining and committed to her part but there was just NO drama. The 10 rules Hilary Duff looks for in a guy were funny and relatable, and the twist of her "perfect man" ending up being a waiter at a local restaurant was cute and quite unpredictable, but it just wasn't spiced up enough. When I told a fellow alpha to watch it she just said it was "kind of lame and nothing new."

7. From Prada to Nada

 A version of Hilary Duff's material girls, this movie was a "WTF" pleaser. This movie is a modern twist on Jane Austen's Sense and sensibility, two rich spoiled girls who lost all their money because of their father's death have to move into the Mexican neighbor hood of their area. They don't quite fit in and they have to learn to adjust to their environment while learning more about their culture. It was cute with some romantic scenes and some sentimental scenes, but they failed to commit to the heart of this movie which was going in-depth about Mexican culture.

6. Mean Girls 2

With all the S$3IT happening with Lindsay Lohan right now, when this movie came out, you want Lindsay to come back because she was a superstar in Mean Girls. Her acting, along with Tina Fey's brilliant script made this movie a success. The editing of this movie completely ruined it. An example? The first scene is a girl getting milk dumped all over her by a garbage can then 2 seconds later she's standing there completely dry with her hair perfect. I guess it wasn't really the actors and actresses fault because it 'seemed' like they tried their hardest.

5. Legally Blonde 3

On Halloween my fellow alphas and I decided to watch this movie, the entire time we were just predicting what was going to happen next, and although I tried so hard to defend this movie, it just wasn't up to par compared to Reese Witherspoon's Legally Blonde. The two girls, although they are adorable, have had minimal acting experience only appearing in cameos on the Sweet Life of Zach and Cody and it showed, because they couldn't act emotional to save their lives. One thing was for sure, they totally fit the stereotype for a blonde!

4. A Cinderella Story 2

Hilary Duff slap some sense into the director of this movie because they totally ruined the name for yours! Cinderella Story was so cute and it was dramatic, emotional, you could laugh you could cry and you would tell your friends "aww that was so good" after watching it. The funniest scene in this movie is when Selena Gomez and the lead actor start dancing when their doing chores like are you kidding me? I was seriously laughing the entire time because it was just SO LAME! You didn't feel the hate from the stepmom, you didn't feel the viciousness of the stepsisters, and the innocence from Selena Gomez. A Cinderella story should not have been incorporated with dancing because if your going to put dancing in your movie you should be committed to it, it shouldn't be half assed doing amateur cartwheels.

3. Pledge This

Oh Paris, your a great socialite and great on reality tv but please don't ruin our love for chick flicks! Pledge this was an attempt at a good sorority/ chick flick movie but it totally went down the drain with the fake acting, the annoying dog humping everything, the terrible plot. Here's a review which pretty much sums up why you shouldn't watch this movie

       "The only thing that kept us watching was that every time one of us started to complain about how bad this movie was one of the girls in movie showed her titties. Kudos to the director who actually saw when the movie sucked so bad that titties was the only thing that could save the movie. There are a LOT of randomly placed tittie-scenes which have nothing to do with the "plot" in this movie. And they're needed. This movie has no logic, actually not even scenes that fit together, it is for no one that isn't IN puberty, the few laughs you'll get is when the movie makes so little sense that it's actually funny."

2. Bring It On 2

I was so disappointed in Bring It On 2 especially since Bring It On 1 was such a success. Who the heck cares about inter school competition for cheer leading? The main actress: so not pretty, so not enthusiastic and when she was, it was totally fake. The main actor ( I can't even remember his name because it was so bad) not eye-pleasing, not entertaining, and certainly seemed like he had no acting experience. The cheer leading moves were below expectation, the music what the hell was that about? We don't care if you cheer for the chess team, the football team, us bring it on fans want a grander, and bigger competitions! The plot needed to be thought through and if they needed some inspiration then HELLO watch the first movie!

1. The Clique

This is the WORST chick flick I have seen till now. Massie, a rich and completely spoiled teenager gets shocking news that "Claire" her dads best friend daughter will be living with them till they get settled in. Massie and Claire have completely different backgrounds and personality. Sabotage, jealousy, name-calling is as dramatic as it gets. The acting is horrible, the filming is horrible let alone the drama is NOT EVEN dramatic. 0 points for the director, one point for the person that dismissed this movie. They try to get all sentimental and give a "moral" at the end but I'm sure all the audience just left with a yawn.

Love,
ALPHA