Okay, there are definitely some things that you should never say to a guy in bed - seriously, guys don't really wanna hear it; it's a turn off and it's really awkward and uncomfortable for them. This information comes from the men at AskMen.com, and they have 10 phrases that a woman should never say in bed. This information is for men, provided by men.
1. "Is it in yet?"
Translation: You may be offending his manhood by calling it small...or he may think that you are accustomed to bigger instruments...
2. "I want to watch you sleep"
Translation: Besides it being creepy as hell, he might start to think that things are moving way too fast or that you are already really attached to him - can you say clingy? (He may also think you're cray cray)
3. "That's it?"
Translation: Men and women have different definitions of sex. Although it may not be a marathon and more of a sprint, guys want to be rewarded for the effort they've made. Hearing "That's it" is really offensive and rude, a totally blow to their ego.
4. "My Ex used to..."
Translation: Bringing up anything about ex's is a totally mood-killer. After and especially during sex! Okay, sure you may have had quite a time with your ex, but there's a reason why he's your ex. And beside why think of him when you're with this new guy?
5. "It's my first time..."
Translation: Well...this is a little awkward. It's so not true that guys wish to deflower virgins (I mean maybe for teenage boys). After 18, men want to be with a woman with a little more experience. A virgin means pain, emotional baggage, and terror before, during and after.
6. "My husband is home!"
Translation: Well, you were probably going to get caught sooner or later if your guy knew you were married. If not, its both your faults...awkward...
7. "Can't you just hold me?"
Translation: A man can seriously get horny off of anything - a dirty text, a slight peek of cleavage, a gentle brush on his thigh. So when a guy is all charged up and you're denying him pleasure, it's really an huge ego hit...kind of seems that you a) you don't find him sexually attractive or b) he's not that good at pleasuring you.
8. "I read in a magazine that men like their anus touched"
Translation: You shouldn't have said anything....he'll want to see that article and then DESTROY it. He thinks that now you believe everything this is written in magazines. That spot and area is a very sensitive topic and even though he may like it, you never speak of it.
9. "It happens to everyone"
Translation: Okay, it really does happen to everyone...but he doesn't care about the rest of the world, he only cares about him and how he could get his instrument to work!
10. Snoring.
Translation: Men ignore the fact that we too are human and experience the same nasty side effects of the human body (farting, burping, snoring). A woman is can beat her man in snoring...that's kind of a turn off - silly right?
Now, every man has their different turn on's and off's and likes and dislikes certain things. No man is same as another - just remember that, okay! Basically, just use your common sense - if it sounds creepy , clingy or crazy, he probably doesn't want to hear it in bed. Just a heads up!
Love,
ALPHA
1. "Is it in yet?"Translation: You may be offending his manhood by calling it small...or he may think that you are accustomed to bigger instruments...
2. "I want to watch you sleep"
Translation: Besides it being creepy as hell, he might start to think that things are moving way too fast or that you are already really attached to him - can you say clingy? (He may also think you're cray cray)
3. "That's it?"
Translation: Men and women have different definitions of sex. Although it may not be a marathon and more of a sprint, guys want to be rewarded for the effort they've made. Hearing "That's it" is really offensive and rude, a totally blow to their ego.
4. "My Ex used to..."
Translation: Bringing up anything about ex's is a totally mood-killer. After and especially during sex! Okay, sure you may have had quite a time with your ex, but there's a reason why he's your ex. And beside why think of him when you're with this new guy?
5. "It's my first time..."
Translation: Well...this is a little awkward. It's so not true that guys wish to deflower virgins (I mean maybe for teenage boys). After 18, men want to be with a woman with a little more experience. A virgin means pain, emotional baggage, and terror before, during and after.
6. "My husband is home!"
Translation: Well, you were probably going to get caught sooner or later if your guy knew you were married. If not, its both your faults...awkward...
7. "Can't you just hold me?"
Translation: A man can seriously get horny off of anything - a dirty text, a slight peek of cleavage, a gentle brush on his thigh. So when a guy is all charged up and you're denying him pleasure, it's really an huge ego hit...kind of seems that you a) you don't find him sexually attractive or b) he's not that good at pleasuring you.
8. "I read in a magazine that men like their anus touched"
Translation: You shouldn't have said anything....he'll want to see that article and then DESTROY it. He thinks that now you believe everything this is written in magazines. That spot and area is a very sensitive topic and even though he may like it, you never speak of it.
9. "It happens to everyone"Translation: Okay, it really does happen to everyone...but he doesn't care about the rest of the world, he only cares about him and how he could get his instrument to work!
10. Snoring.
Translation: Men ignore the fact that we too are human and experience the same nasty side effects of the human body (farting, burping, snoring). A woman is can beat her man in snoring...that's kind of a turn off - silly right?
Now, every man has their different turn on's and off's and likes and dislikes certain things. No man is same as another - just remember that, okay! Basically, just use your common sense - if it sounds creepy , clingy or crazy, he probably doesn't want to hear it in bed. Just a heads up!
Love,
ALPHA
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