1. Make fun of her- Hair, face, body, or clothes
2. Overuse sarcasm- It's one thing to joke, but don't overuse sarcasm as if its your second language
3. Flirt with other girls- We don't want you more honey, it just gets us really pissed off
4. Cheat- Trust me, your never going to get away with it
5. Make promises you can't keep- We don't want excuses or get ditched last minute, just honesty
6. Say I love when you don't mean it- If your girlfriend suddenly became overly overweight, or started become all psycho and naggy, would you still love her? I don't think so.
7. Lie- You will get caught. Don't ever under any circumstances not think your girlfriend has the ability to find ANYTHING out.
8. Deny things that are true- If a girl confronts you about something, she knows the truth. Denying it makes her more angry.
9. Pressure her- If she wants to do something with you, she will.
10. Talk about other girls- Don't say they're hot, pretty or even nice. We just don't want to hear it.
11. Say shit behind their back-No matter how much you try to keep it a secret she will hear about it.
12. Don't ever ask her to pay- Like are you kidding me? Be a little classy.
13. Don't a dick to her in front of your friends. They might think its funny but she wont.
14. Try to make it look like something is her fault- She is DEFINITELY not going to take it well.
15. Ask why she's mad at you- Say you were wrong and apologize! Do not say you didn't do anything wrong. She's mad at you for a reason, not just for fun.
16. Joke about wanting to breakup- She will shed a tear, you'll be single before you can tell her you were kidding.
17. Tell her she's overreacting- If you thought she was mad before, prepare to meet her when you say that.
18. Go to parties or hang out with other girls other than her- No matter how much she trusts you she will be worried.
19. Make excuses- Come on, you think she won't find out?
20. Talk to her when your mad- You will screw up something or say something and end up regretting it.
*ideas inspired by this blog!*
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