5 Books That Will Make You Want To Have Sex

1. House of Holes: A Book of Raunch By Nicolson Baker

House of Holes s a series of loosely linked stories set in a sexual theme park where rides include “Masturboats” and characters can visit the “Porndecahedron,” a 12-screen planetarium showing nonstop adult films. And those are just the tame attractions at this twisted “happiest place on earth.” Warning: Guests with heart, neck or back problems should not ride!

2. Sugar in my Bowl: Real Women Write About Real Sex  by Erica Jong

This collection of honest essays and stories chronicles every female sexual experience from one-night stands to lovin’ as an octogenarian (that’s anybody aged 80-89).  “Too often people aren't comfortable talking about their sex lives but when they can read about the sex lives of others and see that they are experiencing similar things, it's a huge relief," says Joel D. Block, M.D. a psychologist and sex therapist. Whether you’re craving sex, missing sex, having sex or thinking about sex, Sugar in my Bowl will be eye candy on your nightstand, offer inspiration and provide other-chicks-understand camaraderie for your soul.

3. Dead Until Dark by Charlaine Harris

What can get hotter than a telepathic Southern waitress (who also happens to be a fairy) having her way with a sexy vampire and a smokin’ werewolf? Dead Until Dark  spawned into the HBO series “True Blood” -- where this season’s mantra seemed to be “all naked, all the time.” The raunchiness of these books is one of the few things the TV series stays true to. And for good reason. "People get turned on by the idea of otherworldly creatures having their way with them because there is sort of this 'Well, it was out of my control... I was compelled to do it' fantasy that lets them feel sexually free," says Dr. Block. You'll see what she means when you get to a love scene --  they are the perfect blend of steamy, dirty and a little bit undead.

4. Viscount Breckenridge to the Rescue by Stephanie Laurens

This romantic read is chock full of gorgeous damsels and devastatingly handsome but complicated heroes engaged in all kinds of titillating sexual tension and swashbuckling. Be prepared to be whisked into a world of racy soirees and sexy kidnappers.

5.  Lady Chatterly's Lover by D.H. Lawrence

If you’re looking for a scandalous “classic” to add to your now raunchy collection, this would be it. This Victorian love story -- once deemed vulgar because of its use of, what were at the time, “unprintable words” -- is about an adulterous affair between a sexually unfulfilled upper-class married woman and the game keeper who works for the estate owned by her wheel-chaired husband. 

Love,

ALPHA