The World's Best and Worst Lovers

World’s Worst Lovers:

((in order))

Germany (too smelly)

England (too lazy)

Sweden (too quick)

Holland (too dominating)

America (too rough) 

 Greece (too lovey-dovey)

Wales (too selfish)

Scotland (too loud)

Turkey (too sweaty)

Russia (too hairy)

Ooo...sorry Ballack...

World’s Best Lovers:

((in order))

Spain

Brazil

Italy

France

Ireland

South Africa

Australia

New Zealand 

Denmark

Canada

Oh. I totally. Accept this. 

Provided by Divine Caroline

Love, 

ALPHA