Krull The Warrior King

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Names Guys Call Their...

For those fans of How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days, I hope you know what I'm talking about :) Okay, if not in the movie Kate Hudson's character decides to name Matthew McConaughey's character's member Princess Sofia and then Krull The Warrior King. So, I thought this was a funny article in the December Issue of Cosmopolitan; they went around asking men for their favorite wang slang! Here are the choices!

Authority Figures: The General, Bishop, Winston Churchill, Chief of Staff 

Toys: Joystick, Squirt Gun, Pogo Stick 

Sports and Nature: Bait ('n' tackle), Twig ('n' berries), Bat ('n' balls)

Guys' Names: Peter, (Jolly) Roger, (Free) Willy, Johnson, Dick, John Thomas

Kinds of Mail: Junk, Package

British Slang: Pecker, Wanker, Knob

Animals: Cock, Hog, Dolphin, (Italian) Sausage, (Trouser) Snake, (One-Eyed) Weasel, Lizard 

Sweets and Meats: Twinkie, Ding Dong, Salami, Hot Dog, Wiener 

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Hehe, thought this was just so silly!!

Love, 

ALPHA